Virtually everything about Robbie Keane’s goal - the defense, the goalkeeping, the slow-motion-old-man hip shake, the cartwheel, the camerawork - is terrible.

That said, it’s not nearly as bad as this Grantland column from Carles about the MLS DP rule. I know there’s a growing backlash about him, but this isn’t about the writing. The column is inaccurate, poorly argued, and wrong.