18. Anything to do with the price of gas. Gas is a limited, non-renewable resource that is sucked out of the earth, processed, and magically delivered across thousands of miles to your neighborhood gas station by profit-driven private enterprise, where you can still fill up your tank for way less than its true cost, all things considered. And you know what? Unless we start driving cars powered by water, the price of gas is never going down again. So let’s just move along and talk about something that might actually change, like the weather, say, or my feelings about whether Chelsea Handler is actually hot.